Sponge bath it is.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
foreskin is a definite game changer
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Randomize
