I hate all girls vehemently.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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