Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
