What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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