its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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