His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
