i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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