the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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