Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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