Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
not ubering you a puppy
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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