he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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