So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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