i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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