Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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