Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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