you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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