Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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