How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
no you cant smoke seaweed
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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