i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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