I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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