So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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