I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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