where's my purse there's an important taco in it
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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