How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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