They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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