Its about making memories worth repressing
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I deserve this hangover.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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