How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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