I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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