But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I need moral support for this bender
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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