After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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