Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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