I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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