So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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