I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Randomize
