I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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