I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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