I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
