Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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