Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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