I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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