in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
he high fived his dick after we had sex
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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