So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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