She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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