i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
