At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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