Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Four minutes until I can fart!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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