Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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