WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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