ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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