that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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