And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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