When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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